“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” ~Isabel Allende
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.” ~Mark Twain
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” ~Swami X
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” ~George Bernard Shaw
“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” ~John Waters
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.” ~Woody Allen
“Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.” ~Woody Allen
“Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.” ~David Lodge
“Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.” ~Thomas Szasz
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ~Lily Tomlin
“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.” ~Aldous Huxley
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.” ~Brendan Francis
“The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.” ~Leonardo da Vinci
“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.” ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.” ~Mignon McLaughlin
“The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.” ~Unknown
“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~George Burns
“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.” ~Marge Piercy
“Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.” ~Thomas Fuller